Ok, since my blog is quite empty, I'll put some 'cold' jokes in it. It's actually in chinese, but I'll be translating it to English.
1. What is chicken on the outside and fish in the inside?
2. If a tiger is tied to a tree, how does it feed on the grass 2 feets away from him?
3. Which will be of more pain if it falls on your head? A watermelon or a Durian?
4. If a person falls head first from the 2nd floor to the ground, what kind of sound you will hear?
5. How many siblings does Doraemon has?
6. Who will be cursed if he or she says : " Thank You, please come again "?
7. If a boat capsized in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, who would you save first?
8. In the presence of how many worms will shock you if the apple that you bite has worms in it?
Answer:
1. Ayam Brand Tuna!
2. Tigers don't eat grass, duh ~
3. Your head
4. None. Because he is dead.
5. 26. In alphabetical order:
DoraAmon
DoraBmon
DoraCmon
DoraDmon
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6. A doctor. Who wants to get sick for the 2nd time and visit him again?
7. No one but yourself.
8. Half worm. Because another half of it is in your stomach.
CheErZ!